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FUCKING: got your attention boys?

April 8, 2017

The women of the world had had enough, what with being denied birth control, married off as teens for money by their own fathers, impregnated and/or raped, tossed aside as they aged, barred from full status in churches, mosques, synagogues, and temples of all persuasions.

 

What is it about men? It’s Testosterone decided the worldwide organization SHE. They decided to act when they’d taken all they could take.

 

Just as there had always been exceptional women in all fields of human endeavor from the sciences to the arts, and given short shrift in every one of them, there were still. Now these exemplars were recruited by SHE.

 

It was time to reconfigure Testosterone, not that T was all bad. It made men burly, attractive, creative, energized, powerful, goal-seeking challengers. These women were not looking for a world of girly-men. On the other hand….well more on the other leg, the 3rd one to be exact. Take all that energy that was as responsible for getting us to the moon as it was into never-ending wars, and channel that torrent into problem-solving around the globe.

•••••

First Problem: Too many babies; not enough resources for raising them.

Second Problem: Sex and Motherhood. Sex, so delicious when women want it. Motherhood, so delicious when it’s a choice.

 

Truly, this is what Planned Parenthood is about. When motherhood is a choice, it’s a beautiful thing. It means we both of us want a baby, we both of us commit to raising that baby. If it’s not a choice, it’s a bleeding ulcer.

 

Sometimes I think men must think all births are immaculate. Like when President Orange replies to Chris Matthews question “should women be punished for having an abortion?” and Orange, who you just know has paid for more than a few abortions, replies “yes, yes, the woman has to be punished”. Hey Sperm, I’m talking to you little fish, who swam the channel and landed on the Isle of Egg.” Think 50 percent here. 50% genetically, 50% responsibility, 50% punishment.

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Women in leadership around the world created SHE. Their first goal was to reach women in the poorest countries. How to do this without being found out? Menstruation was the answer, men only too happy to stay as far away as possible. At their first period, girls were brought in ostensibly to learn about how to keep clean, about child birth now that they were fertile. But once the girls were accessed, those who seemed able to accept the truth were shown graphically what their lives would look like if they proceeded as usual. They were also shown in contrast what their lives would look like as fully functioning, educated and independent women with choices in the world, a world they could change. The majority of course chose dignity.

 

Once indoctrinated, they were given the injection so that when being sexually assaulted against their will, or at any time not of their choosing, the very specific adrenaline that lined the vagina got activated and went on reverse attack. The pain was so sharp and immediate that an erection went instantaneously from flip to flop. Wives babied their distraught husbands, “it’s ok honey, maybe you should see a doctor about this.” Of course a real Mister wasn’t going before another man to talk about it so it became each man’s little secret. Viagra, etc.? Like using a noodle in a knife fight. And as for those girls being trapped, trafficked, repeatedly raped? Not nearly as much fun huh guys?

•••••

Still there was the problem of war. T still wanted to kill.

Here’s something that happened to me about 50 years ago. 100 percent true. I was seated next to an American Indian on a flight. I remember he looked exactly like the Indian in the Make America Beautiful tv commercial from the 60’s where trash is thrown out of a car window at the feet of this native American who turns to the camera, says nothing, as tears roll down his cheeks. I was flying out of Los Angeles so it very well could have been him. He told me how the decision was made in his tribe to go…or not go…to war with another tribe. The men, hopped up on T, always wanted to go to war, but final word was held by the Women’s Council, who were not hopped up on T., who knew they would lose fathers, brothers, and sons if they gave the go-ahead.

 

The Organization SHE really struggled with this one. Cloister young men so they could duke it out among themselves? Exile of some sort was called for. One-way tickets to the moon was the best they could come up with. Unfortunately, moon travel hadn’t been worked out. The alternative was the jungles of Irian Jaya, mountainous and dense enough to hold the men until moon travel got smoothed out. Anyone caught with a weapon, much less anyone manufacturing arms, straight to Irian Jaya, no tents, no bug sprays, no machetes, no food. Macho men fending for themselves. It turned out to be a good deterrent once word got out. But the effect of the reverse sexual assault drug, well that was immediately effective! All of that sexual energy had to go someplace.

 

Men got to work solving problems, women did too. Women were no longer afraid of their brawnier counterparts. Women became masters of our population and with stress relieved, Mother Earth responded with a big wet organic kiss. Water, food, air became non-toxic and abundant. Religion became a thing of the past. There was only one rule, and it was golden.

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6 Comments
  1. Daniel Robinowitz permalink

    Yes Carol, you immediately got my attention 😱. I especially liked your vivid descriptions, especially “wet noodle in a knife fight.” While I agree with most of your comments, maybe I better read your email again after my Saturday night testosterone level has been magically lowered (wishful thinking).

    Love ya cuz, Daniel 😘

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    • ha ha cuz. Thx for reading. I’m sure any man who reads this will immediately wilt…look downward angel 🙂

  2. Thomas Prager permalink

    You are a genius!!!

    Sent from my iPhone

    • You’ve known me 50 years, you just finding this out?! haha my boy. Wish I had invented something that docs around the world used to help people see, that is true genius!

  3. Let’s get working on your plan! Didn’t I hear Dave Chapelle say something about a woman with a mouse trap in her pussy? I never understood why women’s lives had to be subjected to decisions made by men. There’s that great cartoon of a Board Room full of dogs, making decisions about feline health care! It’s all going to change . . .

    • Oh Sas, what a perfectly apropos cartoon. Maybe i’ll add your quote to the story. Are u in Marbella? As for what we can do about it, i thinks that’s why i’m so angst-filled…i feel powerless. Wish i were 25 again and full of energy.

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